De 21 bästa Chappelle's Show-klippen #17

Amat Levin 16:24 18 Jan 2010

 

17. Ask a Black Dude
Komikern Paul Mooney är definitionen av en angry, black guy. Oavsett om han har skäl för det eller inte är han sjukt bitter, skyller allt på The Man och kan få vilket samtal som helst att resultera i infantila konversationer om ”ras”problem. Det blir med andra ord komedi deluxe när han sätts i ett rum och tillåts raljera. Sketchen kallas Ask a Black Dude och består, precis som namnet antyder, av folk som ställer de frågor om svarta de alltid har velat få svar på:
 
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Ask a Black Dude - Walking
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Lol-moments:

00:04 – ”Can black guys jump high?”. Vad är det för en jävla dum fråga förresten? Har han aldrig glott på basket?
Yeah, black people can jump high, you gotta jump… Gotta do something when you runnin’ from the po’lice.”
00:26"The black man in America is the most copied man on this planet. Bar none. Everybody wanna be a nigga, but nobody wanna be a nigga, how about that question?”.
00:39”Why we black people like to smoke so much weed, can you tell me why?”
”I got a question for that nigga… Where is your teeth, nigga?”
 
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Ask a Black Dude: Size Matters
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Lol-moments:
00:03 – ”Are all their dicks really big?”
”Brothers are packin’. They seem to be packin’. Guess that’s just the way of the world (älskar hans tonfall när han fäller den här kommentaren! Som att stora kukar är det enda svarta har som fördel i den här världen). That’s why we have so many mixed couples. White girl ain’t that crazy. What’s that old saying? ’Once you go black, you don’t come back? And if you go white, you go running back to black? Ain’t that how it goes?”
00:53 ”White folk wear bald heads too. You know they’re not gonna let a nigga have nothin’. They take everything. They took Tina Turner. They took… Michael Jackson, they took James Brown… then gave him back. Who else they take? Lionel Richie. Oh, they’ll take stuff from you. ”
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Ask a Black Dude - Dentists
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Lol-moments:
00:46 ”Do black people wanna go to black dentists and do black people wanna get buried by black… undertakers?
”That’s funny! Stephen King. He almost said nigga! I was never in to black and white dentists. If they can fix the teeth – cool, if they can’t– that’s cool too. That’s kind of a weird question, coming from Stephen King, that was very… strange. Have a horror man comin’ on, asking questions ’bout a nigga, that was already scary… I’ve wrote script for Stephen King – 'Nigga With A Brain', let’s see how that scares people. Or 'Niggas in School', how’s that Stephen?
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